Update: Oakley Police “Crack” Porch Pirate Case


The Oakley Police Department are asking for the help in locating a suspect in a package theft that occurred Friday on Chianti Way in the City of Oakley.

Police provided an unflattering photograph of a suspect where their pants hung a little to low and you can see their crack.

Police were notified of a strange vehicle in the neighborhood after a neighbor observed the driver walk up to a porch and pick up a package and return to the car. The neighbor confronted the female driver, who replied that the home belonged to her grandparents (not true). The driver then got into the car (CA License 6XFF451) and drove away. As the driver was leaving, the neighbor quickly snapped photos of the driver and her car.

Police responded to the incident and were unable to locate the vehicle.

Oakley Police say the packages that were taken off of the porch were the Christmas gifts for the children at the home and had been left 20 minutes prior.

The identified car comes back as not registered. We are looking for help from members of the community in locating this vehicle and the person who stole the packages.

If you can help us identify the suspect or locate the vehicle, please contact the OPD Tip Line at [email protected].

Oakley Police say that a suspect has been arrest and is in custody. All of the property has been recovered and will be returned to the homeowner.


  1. Anyone driving an old luxury vehicle like a Cadillac, Buick, Lincoln, etc. and it’s not a middle aged/older person— beware.

  2. Typical meth addict living out there car and stealing from hardworking Americans, this pos of here ASAP

  3. I hope this disgusting pos has a miserable Christmas, I know I should be more charitable, anybody who has to go through life having their ass crack as their mug shot must be miserable already, but the fact is that if I caught her stealing my grand children’s Christmas presents her huge disgusting butt crack would be the least of her problems. There are countries in the world where thieves are taken out to the soccer stadium and in front of a big crowd have their hand cut off with a sword.. JS

  4. This is what happens when you take GOD out of AMERICA the devil uses his puppets to do his dirty work!!! Well its only gonna get worse if we dont turn back to what once held this country together JESUS CHRIST .. GOD BLESS AMERICA ..GOD BLESS US ALL

    • YES! We know there is a GOD because we prayed and He gave us PRESIDENT TRUMP! God let us see what an evil creature OBAMA was and how he tried to ruin this country! But we wouldn’t let him!

      • Trump is an infidel having 5 kids with 3 women, paid off mistresses, defrauded businesses and betrayed America. Oh and your god isn’t real. Your bible plagiarized older religions and it’s all a scam. Get over it.

        • Really Pinky? What’s wrong with having 5 kids with the 3 different women he was or is married to? How do you know he paid off mistresses or if he even had mistresses? Did you follow him yourself? No, you didn’t and you have no idea about his personal life. Try to use the brain God gave you, Pinky!

  5. Crack spackle could have fixed that picture. Look up crack spackle products and see.

    Thanks OPD, the crack gave her away huh.

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